A Mistake

Just for today
I'll be a creationist
And believe
That god God
Made man in his image
And woman?
From a random rib.

To live in eternal bliss.

And the bitch screwed it all.

Therefore, now,
She pays the price.
The cow, cunt, whore.

She can't do math.
Her boobs are too small.
She burnt the food last night.
She didn't spread her legs.
Her skirt's too short.
She talked back.

The bitch screwed it all.

She asked for it.
To be slapped.
To be raped.
To be burnt.
To be ridiculed.

For the bitch screwed it all.

And I wish
God in his infinite wisdom
Had made woman a rhino instead.
Her thick hide
Able to endure
Everything.

Surely,
God must be a woman.

For afterall, the bitch screwed it all.